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1. A vasectomy is like taking a detour on the road to fatherhood; it's a permanent "exit only" sign. 2. Losing the ability to have babies? Now that's what I call getting "sacked" from the baby-making team. 3. Sometimes, life just hands you a set of "empty sacks" to deal with. 4.
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by Matthew Gilligan A woman took to TikTok to share the funny and unique care package she made for her husband to celebrate his vasectomy. She gave her husband a package with all kinds of treats that she modified with clever puns on sperm-shaped paper, including " [Sorry about your]" in front of Ding Dongs.
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A Journey into the World of Scuba Diving: Tips for Beginners As someone who just went through a vasectomy, I can tell you that it's not a fun experience. But, I can also tell you that there are plenty of funny vasectomy jokes out there to help you get through it. Here are some of the best. Checkout this video: Table of Contents Introduction
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โข 5 yr. ago My wife and I decided we were done having kids, so I got a vasectomy. Turns out a vasectomy doesn't actually prevent pregnancy, it just changes the color of the baby. Jcberk
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Alpaca. (Alpaca who?) Alpaca the ice, you just got snipped and need to take it easy for a while! Did you hear about the wife who made her husband promise to stop making stupid jokes? So he got a vasectomy. Wife: You got a vasectomy without even telling me. Are you serious? Husband: I am not kidding you.
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Redneck vasectomy. After the birth of their 9th child, a redneck couple decided they'd had enough because they couldn't afford a larger bed. The husband went to the veterinarian and asked to be snipped. "Me'n my cousin don't want no more kids". The vet told him he could get a vasectomy, but it was expensive.
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1. If you're hoping to convince your partner to finally get snipped, maybe a gift certificate is the way to go? Image: via Cheezburger Memebase / Very Demotivational 2. If you're feeling a bit.
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45 Hilarious Vasectomy Puns - Punstoppable ๐ ๐๏ธ ๐ฌ๏ธ ๐ค๏ธ u/therealjimstacey ๐ ๏ธ ๐จ๏ธ I got a vasectomy and my wife still doesn't know it. I just dont have the balls to tell her. ๐๏ธ ๐ฌ๏ธ ๐ค๏ธ u/DemonMastr166 ๐ ๏ธ ๐จ๏ธ I went for a vasectomy the other day ๐๏ธ ๐ค๏ธ ๐ ๏ธ ๐จ๏ธ Bob:.. I went to see my doctor about having a vasectomy Jack:..
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: ( Score: 236 I had a vasectomy. Did you know that it actually doesn't prevent your wife from getting pregnant it just changes the color of the baby. Or at least that's what my mailman said๏ปฟ. I had vasectomy so my wife wouldn't get pregnant. But apparently all it does is change the color of your baby Score: 201 So I got a vasectomy.
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Are you serious?" I said, "I'm not kidding you." What does a king call a vasectomy? A heir cut. The doctor's price for my vasectomy was a little high for me, but my offer was too low for him. In the end we split the deferens. I can take my arm being sore, or even my leg. That's no problem. But a vasectomy? That's a whole different ball game.
Vasectomy is a surgical procedure in which a man's vas deferens are cut
"You're nutting without me!" Why did the old black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy? "Cause if I gonna be impotent, I better look impotent, too." What do vasectomies and breathalyzers have in common? The goal is to blow a zero. What do you call it when Arnold Schwarzenegger gets his vasectomy reversed? Scrotal re-ball.
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A man pulls up to the medical clinic, leaving his wife and kids in the car, and races inside. "We're leaving on vacation, and my wife says I need to be vasectomized immediately!". The doctor is surprised, but makes the guy happy. Snip, snip, and it's done. So the guy shuffles back to the car and gingerly lowers himself back into the.
